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Dear Jerk:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but i dislike you. I think I realized it When I tripped on sesame seeds
At the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you Sit on
The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Senile
enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your ring
to you, but I'll keep Your photo as a memory. You should also know that I Was interviewed by the Times about
Eggplant-fetishism.

With ease,
-Me-

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